CHICORY + PIE = CHICOPIE

What is Chicopie?
Eh??!! Can you call yourself human?? Where the hell is your mother from?! How can you not know what Chicopie is?! Go back to suck on your mother's teat before you come ask me that again!

Who makes Chicopie?
Chicopie is traditionally created by two ambiguous creatures that eject purple and orange juices from certain body parts when one or the other does not bathe properly. Individually, they can be identified as:
The younger one, a modest but powerful mafia boss from Korea's league of organized criminal bakers.
The shorter one, an impulsive but sensitive aquatic hero who is secretly sexually aroused by flowers.

How does Chicopie taste?
It tastes sweet and comes in many flavors: apple, cherry, rabbit, raspberry, chocolate, honey, human, and whatever flavors your mind can imagine. All Chicopies have the hinting taste of coffee and innocent naivete. But if you are not convinced, please taste some of it yourself.

Can I get a slice of some Chicopie?
Oh shush! The pie is for everyone to share, so don't act as though you own all of it! Brat! Demon child!

Where can I get a hold of some Chicopie?
Projects, t-shirt merchandise, souvenirs, website, and information related to the mass or private production of Chicopies are still pending. Production, however, isn't something that grows on trees! Chicopie grows on climbing vines and feeds on the nutrients of word of mouth.

How can I make the Chicopie grow faster?
Subscribers please add Chicopie's DeviantArt account to your friends lists so the small but attractive icon shows up on your userpage for all your visitors to view.
Adding Chicopie's DeviantArt icon to your journal entries and adding brief or unbearably long reccomendation blurbs also helps. Just paste this friendly code-- : iconchicopie : -- into your journal entries, and take out the spaces.

It should look like this when you're finished.
- Please visit Chicopie instead of enjoying the night with your girlfriend. Your girlfriend will understand your preference, and so will you. Faggot.

How can I contact Chicopie?
You can't contact pies, silly! Actually, this one is special. If you're bored, give chicopie*mail.goo.ne.jp(*→@) a bite! It promises to squirt blueberry syrup all over you as a favor.

Thank you!



(To Polly: changed some stuff while editing! If you don't like it you can change it back; i'm okay with anything <33)